Personalised Emergency Dad Joke Dispenser
- $29.00
- $29.00
- Unit price
- per
This emergency joke dispensers makes the perfect gift for every Dad joke lover! (Eye rolls pending...)
This emergency joke dispensers makes the perfect gift for every Dad joke lover! (Eye rolls pending...)
Personalise with your chosen name.
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Each little box contains 20 dad jokes designed to make the whole family laugh -
- How does a man on the moon cut his hair?
- What's E.T short for?
- Did you hear about the hungry clock?
- What's Forrest Gump's computer password?
- Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
- What do you fall a fish wearing a bowtie?
- What did the ocean say to the beach?
- Why did the golfer take an extra pair of socks?
- What's the best time to go to the dentist?
- Why did the photo go to jail?
- Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
- Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
- What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
- What do you call a blind dinosaur?
- Why do cows have hooves and not feet?
- Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock?
- Why don't eggs tell jokes?
- How do you make 7 even?
Made From
Each dispenser is made from aluminium metal, printed with a gloss finish and contains 20 tear-off jokes.
Dimensions
The dispenser box measures - W5cm x H5cm x D3cm.
Each ticket measures - H2cm x W4.5cm.
Estimated Delivery / Shipping Costs
Please Note: Some personalised products may take slightly longer than the times suggested, due to the additional manufacturing time required, if you would like to find out about how your order is progressing please do not hesitate to get in touch with our customer service team.
| Delivery | Estimated Delivery | Shipping Cost |
| Free UK Delivery | 2 - 5 days from dispatch | Free |
| Express Next Day ** | Express Next Day | £3.99 |
| Express Saturday Delivery*** | Saturday before 1pm | £6.95 |
| International Delivery | Estimated Delivery | Shipping Cost |
| USA***** | 5 - 10 days from Dispatch | Free |
| Europe - (Non European Union)**** | 5 - 10 days from dispatch | £5.45 |
| Australia / Canada***** | 5 - 10 days from Dispatch | £12.95 |
| Rest of World***** | 5 - 10 days from Dispatch | £33.95 |
| Switzerland***** | 5 - 10 days from Dispatch | £39.95 |
Standard / Free UK Delivery*
Please Note: Some personalised items might require additional make time before dispatch as every product is made in-house by our team. Please get in touch if you would like to find out when you are expecting your order.
Express Next Day**
Please Note: Some personalised items might require additional make time before dispatch as every product is made in-house by our team. Please get in touch if you would like to find out when you are expecting your order.
If your order is dispatched Monday - Thursday it will arrive the following day. If dispatch on a Friday with Non-Saturday Express it will arrive Monday.
If your order is dispatched Monday - Thursday it will arrive the following day. If dispatch on a Friday with Non-Saturday Express it will arrive Monday.
Express Saturday Delivery***
Please Note: Some items might require additional make time before dispatch.
Europe - (Non European Union)****
Please note: The Europe shipping setting is only for orders being sent to European countries not in the European Union.
The list of available countries include: Albania, Andorra, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Georgia, Iceland, Kosovo, Liechtenstein, Moldova, Monaco, Montenegro, North Macedonia, Norway, Russia, San Marino, Serbia, Switzerland, Turkey, Ukraine, Vatican City.
The list of available countries include: Albania, Andorra, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Georgia, Iceland, Kosovo, Liechtenstein, Moldova, Monaco, Montenegro, North Macedonia, Norway, Russia, San Marino, Serbia, Switzerland, Turkey, Ukraine, Vatican City.
Rest of World / USA & CANADA *****
International orders may sometimes be held at customs for longer than our estimated delivery times. Please keep this in mind when waiting for your order.
Returns and exchanges
For orders placed directly on our website, non-personalised, non-customised items can be returned or exchanged within 40 days of delivery. Items should be unused and in their original condition, with any original tags or packaging intact. If a different return period applies to a sale or clearance item, it will be stated on its product page.
Personalised items
We cannot accept change-of-mind returns or exchanges for personalised or bespoke items. If your item arrives faulty, damaged or incorrect, please contact us so we can arrange a replacement or refund. These terms do not affect your statutory rights.
Extended Christmas returns
Non-personalised items purchased between 1 November and 22 December each year can be returned until 31 January of the following year. Personalised items remain non-returnable unless faulty, damaged or incorrect.
How to arrange a return
Please contact us before returning an item. Email sales@oakdenedesigns.com with your order number and the reason for your return, or call +44 (0)1306 621 262. For faulty or damaged items, please include a photo if possible.
Once your return is authorised, pack the item securely and include your order number or order confirmation. We recommend using a tracked postal service and keeping proof of postage.
Return address:
Oakdene Designs
Unit 14, Fairlawn Enterprise Park
Bonehurst Road
Salfords, Surrey
RH1 5GH
United Kingdom
You are responsible for return postage unless the item is faulty, damaged or we made an error, in which case we will cover the return postage costs.
Refunds
We aim to process refunds within 1–5 working days of receiving your return, and no later than 14 days after receipt. Refunds are issued to your original payment method; your bank or card provider may take additional time to show the payment. If your refund has not arrived, please contact us at sales@oakdenedesigns.com.
For purchases through a marketplace such as Etsy or Not on the High Street, please arrange your return through that platform.
Please see our Returns & Refunds Policy for full details and the latest terms.
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No minimum spend
Created by Oakdene Designs
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We made everything to order
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J
This was the perfect gift for my hubby. Thanks!
S
Nice trinket gift for Father's Day. A little on the clunky side to actually use but was a nice novelty!
A
Great product made the hubby happy
L
Item as described and quick delivery - thanks! :)
J
Family loved it 😄😄 thought it was the funniest thing ever
E
shipping took a long time
G
Perfect little holiday gift! The recipient seems to love it
J
I think this is a super cute and fun gift for any dads out there.
K
Order arrived on time and as expected.
E
Cute product and a great gift.
E
These made my brother laugh so hard!
V
The perfect gift, exactly as advertised!
S
A bit overpriced for what it is
N
Great, genuine Dad jokes - good Father's Day gift
N
Great, genuine Dad jokes - good Father's Day gift!
C
This is so cute! Love the personalization and retro design. The jokes are funny!
C
Happy with the item however did arrive slightly broken as the bottom part was separated not holding the roll of jokes inside.
E
Nicely personalised to give as a gift
D
Not very good, definitely not worth the money.
C
Great product, exactly as described, perfect for the dad with the awful dad jokes!
T
Fast shipping. Thanks so much.
M
Looks just like the picture and arrived very quickly
M
Gift shipped late, and I’m not sure if it’s designed correctly or not, the bottom isn’t a full side and it looks weird.
E
Love it! Well made product.
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Great gag gift for dads. Nice tin box.
J
Great little item. Well made and customised perfectly. Would recommend 👍
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Seller was great and gift is adorable!
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