Personalised Emergency Dad Joke Dispenser

$20.00

This emergency joke dispensers makes the perfect gift for every Dad joke lover! (Eye rolls pending...)

Personalise with your chosen name.
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Each little box contains 20 dad jokes designed to make the whole family laugh -

- How does a man on the moon cut his hair?
- What's E.T short for?
- Did you hear about the hungry clock?
- What's Forrest Gump's computer password?
- Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
- What do you fall a fish wearing a bowtie?
- What did the ocean say to the beach?
- Why did the golfer take an extra pair of socks?
- What's the best time to go to the dentist?
- Why did the photo go to jail?
- Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
- Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
- What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
- What do you call a blind dinosaur?
- Why do cows have hooves and not feet?
- Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock?
- Why don't eggs tell jokes?
- How do you make 7 even?

Made From
Each dispenser is made from aluminium metal, printed with a gloss finish and contains 20 tear-off jokes.

Dimensions
The dispenser box measures - W5cm x H5cm x D3cm.

Each ticket measures - H2cm x W4.5cm.