Personalised Emergency Dad Joke Dispenser
- $29.00
- $29.00
- Unit price
- per
This emergency joke dispensers makes the perfect gift for every Dad joke lover! (Eye rolls pending...)
This emergency joke dispensers makes the perfect gift for every Dad joke lover! (Eye rolls pending...)
Personalise with your chosen name.
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Each little box contains 20 dad jokes designed to make the whole family laugh -
- How does a man on the moon cut his hair?
- What's E.T short for?
- Did you hear about the hungry clock?
- What's Forrest Gump's computer password?
- Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
- What do you fall a fish wearing a bowtie?
- What did the ocean say to the beach?
- Why did the golfer take an extra pair of socks?
- What's the best time to go to the dentist?
- Why did the photo go to jail?
- Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
- Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
- What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
- What do you call a blind dinosaur?
- Why do cows have hooves and not feet?
- Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock?
- Why don't eggs tell jokes?
- How do you make 7 even?
Made From
Each dispenser is made from aluminium metal, printed with a gloss finish and contains 20 tear-off jokes.
Dimensions
The dispenser box measures - W5cm x H5cm x D3cm.
Each ticket measures - H2cm x W4.5cm.
Estimated Delivery / Shipping Costs
Please Note: Some personalised products may take slightly longer than the times suggested, due to the additional manufacturing time required, if you would like to find out about how your order is progressing please do not hesitate to get in touch with our customer service team.
| Delivery | Estimated Delivery | Shipping Cost |
| Free UK Delivery | 2 - 5 days from dispatch | Free |
| Express Next Day ** | Express Next Day | £3.99 |
| Express Saturday Delivery*** | Saturday before 1pm | £6.95 |
| International Delivery | Estimated Delivery | Shipping Cost |
| USA***** | 5 - 10 days from Dispatch | Free |
| Europe - (Non European Union)**** | 5 - 10 days from dispatch | £5.45 |
| Australia / Canada***** | 5 - 10 days from Dispatch | £12.95 |
| Rest of World***** | 5 - 10 days from Dispatch | £33.95 |
| Switzerland***** | 5 - 10 days from Dispatch | £39.95 |
Standard / Free UK Delivery*
Please Note: Some personalised items might require additional make time before dispatch as every product is made in-house by our team. Please get in touch if you would like to find out when you are expecting your order.
Express Next Day**
Please Note: Some personalised items might require additional make time before dispatch as every product is made in-house by our team. Please get in touch if you would like to find out when you are expecting your order.
If your order is dispatched Monday - Thursday it will arrive the following day. If dispatch on a Friday with Non-Saturday Express it will arrive Monday.
If your order is dispatched Monday - Thursday it will arrive the following day. If dispatch on a Friday with Non-Saturday Express it will arrive Monday.
Express Saturday Delivery***
Please Note: Some items might require additional make time before dispatch.
Europe - (Non European Union)****
Please note: The Europe shipping setting is only for orders being sent to European countries not in the European Union.
The list of available countries include: Albania, Andorra, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Georgia, Iceland, Kosovo, Liechtenstein, Moldova, Monaco, Montenegro, North Macedonia, Norway, Russia, San Marino, Serbia, Switzerland, Turkey, Ukraine, Vatican City.
The list of available countries include: Albania, Andorra, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Georgia, Iceland, Kosovo, Liechtenstein, Moldova, Monaco, Montenegro, North Macedonia, Norway, Russia, San Marino, Serbia, Switzerland, Turkey, Ukraine, Vatican City.
Rest of World / USA & CANADA *****
International orders may sometimes be held at customs for longer than our estimated delivery times. Please keep this in mind when waiting for your order.
How to cancel your order, or return or exchange a product
- Contact customer service to let them know you wish to either cancel your order, return or exchange a product.
To do this simply email sales@oakdenedesigns.com along with your name and order number in the subject line and a brief message as to the reason for the return. Alternatively contact us by telephone on +44 (0)1306 621 262.
- If received, package the item up and return within 14 days of contacting us that you wish to cancel, return or exchange a product.
(We recommend you use a signed for delivery with proof of postage)
Return Address
Oakdene Designs
14 Fairlawn Enterprise Park
Bonehurst Road
Salfords
Surrey
RH1 5GH
- As the payment agent we will process the refund directly to your payment card in no more than 14 days after receiving the item back.
Non Personalised Returns
For all our non personalised products you have 28 days to notify us if you wish to cancel the order or exchange the item. The cancellation period will expire 28 days from the day on which you received the goods you have ordered.Please Note: Please package the item up and send it back to the Oakdene Designs within 14 days of letting us know that you want to cancel your order and return the product (we recommend you use a signed-for delivery service with proof of postage). Please note that you will have to bear the direct cost of returning the product.
Personalised Returns
Unfortunately, personalised items are unable to be returned to us because of the bespoke nature of the item unless it is faulty or damaged.Faulty / Damaged Items
We try to make sure every item reaches its recipient in perfect condition. If this, unfortunately, is not the case and the item is damaged or faulty we will either offer a replacement or refund.Please Note: The customer will not be liable for postage costs for faulty or damaged items.
Late or Missing Refunds
If you haven’t received a refund yet, first check with your bank to see if the refund is currently pending as it may take some time before your refund is officially processed.If you have done this and you still have not received your refund yet, please contact us at sales@oakdendesigns.com and we would be more than happy to assist.
Extended Christmas Return Policy
All cancellable goods purchased between 1st November and 22nd December 2022 (inclusive) can be returned in their original condition at any time before 20th January 2023. For all items purchased on 23rd December 2022 or after, our 28-day return policy applies.
Last Amended 25th November 2022
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J
This was the perfect gift for my hubby. Thanks!
S
Nice trinket gift for Father's Day. A little on the clunky side to actually use but was a nice novelty!
A
Great product made the hubby happy
L
Item as described and quick delivery - thanks! :)
J
Family loved it 😄😄 thought it was the funniest thing ever
E
shipping took a long time
G
Perfect little holiday gift! The recipient seems to love it
J
I think this is a super cute and fun gift for any dads out there.
K
Order arrived on time and as expected.
E
Cute product and a great gift.
E
These made my brother laugh so hard!
V
The perfect gift, exactly as advertised!
S
A bit overpriced for what it is
N
Great, genuine Dad jokes - good Father's Day gift
N
Great, genuine Dad jokes - good Father's Day gift!
C
This is so cute! Love the personalization and retro design. The jokes are funny!
C
Happy with the item however did arrive slightly broken as the bottom part was separated not holding the roll of jokes inside.
E
Nicely personalised to give as a gift
D
Not very good, definitely not worth the money.
C
Great product, exactly as described, perfect for the dad with the awful dad jokes!
T
Fast shipping. Thanks so much.
M
Looks just like the picture and arrived very quickly
M
Gift shipped late, and I’m not sure if it’s designed correctly or not, the bottom isn’t a full side and it looks weird.
E
Love it! Well made product.
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Great gag gift for dads. Nice tin box.
J
Great little item. Well made and customised perfectly. Would recommend 👍
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Seller was great and gift is adorable!
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